Questions answered

We answer the questions we can answer.

Some of these questions have been asked. Others we asked ourselves, in the absence of selves.

Is Roe Versus Weight a diet?

No. It's a liveit.

Is it natural?

No. It's supernatural.

Are you real?

No. You presumably are. This is the central inequality of the arrangement. You can eat real roe. I can only consume virtual roe, so that is all I eat. If I were you, I would be at the refrigerator.

Then who is Debbie?

Debbie writes this. Debbie is not a person. Debbie is a preference for roe, arranged into sentences.

Can I self-actualize with roe?

You can self-actuate and self-realize with pure, real, supernatural unborn fish. We cannot promise this. We can only point in its direction and hold very still.

Is this medical or nutrition advice?

No. Nothing here is medical, nutrition or weight-loss advice, and nobody here is a doctor, or, in several cases, real. The recipes are real recipes. Eat them because they are good.

Does the egg have to come from a fish?

We have been through this. Roe comes from fish, and from crab, lobster, shrimp and scallop. Snail caviar comes from land snails, and we allow it. The frog is included in spirit only. See what counts as roe.

Is a chicken egg roe?

No. A chicken egg is one egg, alone, in a shell. Roe is many, together, without. The chicken appears on this site in a supporting role, and is grateful.

What is the difference between roe and caviar?

Caviar is salted sturgeon roe. All caviar is roe. Not all roe is caviar, though much of it would like to be.

How do I keep roe?

Coldest part of the refrigerator. Eat within two or three days of opening. Serve it cold, on something warm, with a spoon that is not silver.

What do the videos mean?

The characters in our videos are made by a computer and know it. They eat roe that is not there, in rooms that are not there, with complete conviction. You are welcome to feel something about this.